opinion and essays
my stuff
"Still, 90% off now! they exclaim, yearning for a time we won’t ever get. A moment of expansion and consumption so prolific and blissful it has been chiseled into the tablet of collective memory and embossed with gold foil."
throw me out
"The increasingly disposable, impersonal nature of relationships is having detrimental, lasting effects on young peoples view of self and others. If we cannot be human in our relationships, then where can we be human?"
my affinity for water and everything i know about god
"I couldn't tell you about scripture or church, but I can tell you about the magnificence of water and how it connects us all. There's something all-knowing in water."
I'm not crazy, you're just not very creative
"Thanks to the “human nature” of discovery and innovation, we have Mountain Dew, solar power, and for better or for worse, the fucking internet."
baby faced
"Newsflash! The reason you hate the idea of visibly aging is because some sickos in a board room realized that they could exploit people (women in particular) from yet another angle, not because you have an intrinsic need to look like a baby well into your old age."